These photos are precious.
These photos are precious.
Confetti cake blizzard for the win!
REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
- Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
- Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
- Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
- Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and you catch each other off guard.
- Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
- Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?
There are some shows you watch and even after 20 episodes, you can’t decide who’s your favorite character.
Then there are some shows that, within five minutes, you’re like “it’s them, they’re my bby, I will defend their actions until my last breath, they are perfection.”
and then they die
and sometimes you spend 4 seasons thinking you have a favorite character and then this fucker waltzes in and turns your whole fucking life around
I looked at my list of fictional husbands, realized how many were serial killers, and decided to reevaluate my life.
I’m putting the usernames in a notebook to give to my family when I finally come out to them. They told me once when I was little that if I ever came out to be gay to not tell anyone because they thought I’d be judged so please reblog so I can show them that people in my generation are different than theirs.
I’m not coming out until I fill the notebook. So if you want to help?
I dreamed I was Kitty Pryde the other night which, ok….she’s not my favorite character but, eh, whatever, I don’t hate her or anything. No, what was weird was , in this dream, I was fucking Magneto.
Let me say it again, in my dream Kitty and Magneto were having a torrid affair.
I mean my Magneto love is well known and publicized but this ship….the hell……is this even an actual ship or did I just dream one up????
Also , Magneto wasn’t Fassbender or Ian….he was totally Mads M. Yea… Fucking Hannibal.
This tops ny reasobs I need to get laid list
With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D
science side of tumblr? explain?
levitate egg sackiatoo
yeah okay thanks hp fandom
the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.
Thank you science side
basically, the egg and the fire are in love. seeing that the fire was extinguished, the egg quickly rushed up to where the smoke was to try to help and/or mourn the death of the loved one.