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Batman asked me to tell you something.
World Suicide Prevention Day is Tuesday, but I didn’t really see a reason to wait to share this again.
3,000 people take their own lives every day. Nearly 20 times that number attempt it. Friends and family of suicide victims have a much higher risk of suicide. Please know that your life is valuable. Your ability to say a kind word to a friend or stranger matters. People you don’t even know, people who aren’t even born, can be saved by your ideas. By your actions.
I’ve been in the darkness, too. Bright eyes, looking out of the black. Wrap it around your arms like a security blanket. No, it’s a cape. Now, look at the light in the night sky. Innocent people need your help. Again. Don’t give up. The sadistic clowns, two-bit thugs, and hate monsters can’t win. And they won’t. Not if we’re in this together.
You’re going to need a utility belt.
Butch gay girls get asked “if you love women, why don’t you dress like one?”
This question makes sense, after all. Straight men dress like women, and gay men are always butch, and bisexuals just have very confused wardrobes. Aces, of course, wear invisibility cloaks, or go naked.
LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK
cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3
vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :))
google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.
FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIES
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: First Class
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Punisher: War Zone
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
FUGGIN BAT DUDE
KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
The Reluctant Dragon
Victory Through Air Power
The Three Caballeros
Make Mine Music
Song of the South
Fun and Fancy Free
The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Alice in Wonderland
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Lady and the Tramp
Darby O’Gill and the Little People
Swiss Family Robinson
The Sword in the Stone
That Darn Cat
The Jungle Book
The Love Bug
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
The Million Dollar Duck
Herbie Rides Again
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Fox and the Hound
A Disney Christmas Gift
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective
Oliver & Company
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Little Mermaid
Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp
The Rescuers Down Under
Beauty and the Beast
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Aladdin -The Return of Jafar
The Lion King
A Goofy Movie
Aladdin and the King of Thieves
James and the Giant Peach
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas
Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure
A Bug’s Life
Belle’s Magical World
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World
The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride
Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas
Toy Story 2
Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving
An Extremely Goofy Movie
Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea
The Tigger Movie
Atlantis The Lost Empire
Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure
Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True
Lilo And Stitch
Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains
Return to Never Land
Tarzan & Jane
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year
101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure
Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return
Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
Piglet’s Big Movie
Stitch! The Movie
The Jungle Book 2
Home On The Range
Kim Possible - The Villain Files
Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers
Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas
The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata
Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo
Disney’s Christmas Favourites
Kim Possible - So The Drama
Kronk’s New Groove
Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie
Brother Bear 2
Leroy & Stitch
The Fox and the Hound 2
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
Meet The Robinsons
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning
Tinkerbell and the lost treasure
Princess and the Frog
Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Toy Story 3
Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimension
Winnie the Pooh
Mars needs moms
Tinkerbell Secret of the wings
SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES
PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN
FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two
LORD OF THE RINGSSSS
THE HOBBIT HELL YEA
THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES
POKEMON IS COOL TOO
Mewtwo Strikes Back
The Power of One - Lugia
Spell of the Unknown - Entei
Voice of the Forest - Celebi
Heroes - Latios and Latias
Wishmaker - Jirachi
Destiny - Deoxys
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Rise of Darkrai
Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Zoroark Master of Illusions
Black - Victini and Reshiram
White - Victini and Zekrom
Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice
Genesect and the Legend Awakened
SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP
21 jump street
the hot chick
just go with it
the parent trap
she’s the man
without a paddle
Without A Paddle
Friends With Benefits
Alice In Wonderland (Remake)
This Is The End
It’s Kind Of A Funny Story
The Breakfast Club
TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)
LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES
Critters 3 (1991)
This Boy’s Life (1993)
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
The Basketball Diaries (1995)
Total Eclipse (1995)
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Marvin’s Room (1996)
The Man In The Iron Mask (1998)
The Beach (2000)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
The Aviator (2004)
The Departed (2006)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Body Of Lies (2008)
Revolutionary Road (2008)
Shutter Island (2010)
J. Edgar (2011)
Django Unchained (2012)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT
Lord of the Flies (1990)
Pretty Woman (1990)
My Girl (1991)
The Addams Family (1991)
Poison Ivy (1992)
Wayne’s World (1992)
The Crush (1993)
The Sandlot (1993)
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Empire Records (1995)
The Craft (1996)
Space Jam (1996)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Drive Me Crazy (1999)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
American Pie (1999)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
She’s All That (1999)
American Beauty (1999)
Girl Interrupted (1999)
SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)
the grudge 2
the grudge 3
the lost boys
insidious chapter 2
one missed call
paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5
Don’t be Afraid of the Dark
SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS
MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS
The Big Bang Theory
The Walking Dead
Parks and Recreation
Freaks And Geeks
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Avatar: The Last Airbender
American Horror Stor
2 Broke Girls
Beavis and Butthead
Game Of Thrones
How I Met Your Mother
Ja’mie: Private School Girl
Kath and Kim
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
King Of The Hill
Malcolm In The Middle
ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS
You forgot Psych under TV shows. C’mon Son, that’s messed up! Great thing to watch when you’re feeling crappy!
”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!
It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a
situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG…
FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.
They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk:
can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would
not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and
armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our
instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using
much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel
little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….
I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or
purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be
hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.
DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.
Reblog this. Only the picture will appear on your blog.
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
I find myself questioning this almost every night. But since I live in Canada, it’s safe to assume it’s fireworks.